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REST IN PEACE

Keep the demons away all day.

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RAISE THE DEAD

120mg of Caffeine for... whatever

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Voodoo for what You do

We make zero-sugar hydration powders built to fuel real lives — the kinds with broken knuckles, midnight sweat sessions, and quiet comebacks.  This isn't wellness.  This is voodoo.

No Sugar.  No Soul.  No excuses.

What's in your water should match what's in your Blood

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   Voodoo Hydration Provides SIX Electrolytes.     

No other brand comes close.

Why the (BLEEP) are you drinking Sea Water?

Voodoo Hydration can't understand why top brands are so full of salt.  The average person consumes more than 2X the recommended amount of salt daily.  Salt loss is not your problem.  Potassium, Magnesium, Calcium, Chloride, Zinc and Manganese loss are your problem.  Your diet is not replacing them.    We're the only beverage replacing them all.  

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